Saturday, March 14, 2009

Pleasure 2035

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Just released on Friday the 13th, Pleasure 2035 is an erotic cyberpunk tale in which a sexy ex-vampire gigolo and a stubborn exotic dancer are bound together by the tragedies in their pasts and the promise of an unlikely future. It’s a little camp, a little vamp, and a whole lotta…well, you know.

Jovinius Markus Artinuous should have died at Thermopoly, but the betrayal of his wife forced him to wander the earth for two thousand years until a diabolical cure for vampirism returned him to mortality. Working undercover as a high-priced gigolo in the year 2035, his job is to provide any carnal pleasure his volatile clients desire, and tonight his clients want to watch him make love to a beautiful woman.

Mayflower, star performer at a swank nightclub in the Black underground, disguises herself as a pleasure synth to escape her insane boyfriend, but she ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time. A sexy gigolo yanks her out of hiding, offering her a choice: let him make love to her or risk death. The show must go on, and the amber-eyed Spartan’s expert touch awakens in Mayflower a primal need she’ll risk everything to explore.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Naughty Grammar Lesson #1

I love grammar. Always have. I get really heated up when my adorable spousal unit and I start diagramming sentences, but that's neither here nor there. No, what's important is this post is the first in what I hope becomes a regular part of this blog, a new twist on an old favorite...

Naughty Grammar Lessons!

For our first naughty grammar lesson, let’s start with something basic. Even though I know you all know this, it never hurts to review.

DISCLAIMER: While these lessons are fully researched and thoroughly reviewed for accuracy, they may not be perfect. In fact, they could be completely wrong, but believe me, by the time you get done reading through them, you won't care.

Lesson #1 will cover the different kinds of sentences. There are four main types—declarative, interrogative, exclamatory, and imperative.

* A declarative sentence is one that simply states something. It ends with a period.
* An interrogative sentence asks a question. It ends with a question mark.
* An exclamatory sentence is like a declarative sentence, except it expresses stronger feeling and ends with an exclamation mark.
* An imperative sentence is a direct command. Depending on how forcefully it is expressed, the imperative sentence can end with a period or exclamation mark. The subject is understood to be “you.”

Now let’s look at some very naughty examples.

Declarative Sentence
I want you to lick my pussy.
She likes to suck cock.

Interrogative Sentence
Will you lick my pussy?
Will she suck my cock?

Exclamatory Sentence
He licked my pussy!
She’s sucking my cock!

Imperative Sentence
Lick my pussy.
Suck my cock.

See how easy that was? Check back soon for another naughty grammar lesson. Until then, happy writing!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Snowfire: Snow Job

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Released all during February, the Changeling Press Snowfire Collection, is available just in time to heat up those cold winter nights. The short stories will include Snow Job, in which Para Marshall Marina Fareeky meets her match in the oh-so-dreamy vampyre who lives in the frozen tundra at the top of the world, Aleksi Nicholas.

Para Marshall Marina Fareeky thinks her sham wedding day will end with her arresting the groom and most of the wedding guests after a raid, one she’s planned for months to get paranormal scum off the streets. Unfortunately, just as she’s ready to walk down the aisle, a minion from the Para Marshall’s office shows up and informs her there’ll be no raid…and no way to avoid her fate. She’ll either have to face her groom or face the icy tundra surrounding the castle, which no human can survive.

Aleksi Nicholas, eldest son of the Nicholas vampyre clan, stands waiting for his reluctant bride to shuffle down the aisle and into his arms. Pretending to be a criminal mastermind just to draw her to him has been fun but frustrating, and now he’s ready for the chance to convince Marina—through carnal any means necessary—that his passion for her is real, even if it takes an eternity trying to fulfill her every desire.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ride 'Em, Girlfriend!

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Just released by Wild Rose Press, Ride 'Em, Girlfriend!
is an inter-racial contemporary western featuring a hot cowboy, a cynical literature professor, and even a few quotes by Robert Louis Stevenson. Hey, who says saddles and 19th century Scottish writers don't mix?

After surviving a degrading marriage and a disastrous love affair, Professor Rumani Gladstone isn’t just skittish; she’s determined. Vowing to never let herself get played again, she takes a teaching job as far away from her mistakes as she can get. Randy Stide, a strong, hunky cowboy with a sexy secret, offers Rumani a night of unforgettable passion that threatens her self-imposed exile and her self-control. Will the wary professor ride off into the sunset alone, or will she be smart enough to grab the reins and take a chance at love?

A Stranger's Desire


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Now available--the novel version of Lilly's Reward
, titled A Stranger's Desire, has been released from Ravenous Romance. If you liked Lilly and Beau's up and down (literally!) relationship, or if you'd just like to read the story of a contemporary Southern belle being tamed by a mysterious stranger she meets under rather unusual circumstances, try A Stranger's Desire. Can a passion that burns this hot really last? Warning: Contains graphic sex, bondage, ménage, masturbation, voyeurism, and mild capture.

Sometimes good girls have to do naughty things to get what they want, and Miss Lilly Gillingham is no different. Stubborn and determined, she'll do anything to make sure her mentor, Miss Jennetta, receives a proper burial. So what if she has to have sex with the funeral director in a casket to make it happen?

Beaumont Pistlewaite, a man with a penchant for wild women and even wilder sex, thought he'd seen everything until he happened upon the fiery Miss Gillingham involved in a carnal act of civic duty that would shock the wickedest of harlots. Untamed, she piques his darkest desires. Intrigued, he vows to claim her, no matter what.


Suddenly, Lilly finds herself being disciplined for her deed by the mysterious Beau in a most unexpected, delectable way. Together, they'll push boundaries of passion neither knew existed.

Three French Hens

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Christmas in January? In March? In July? Why not? Treat yourself to a little holiday cheer any time during the year with the third story in Ravenous Romance’s 12 Days of Christmas series. Three French Hens mixes a little paranormal with a little BDSM as three French love goddesses weave a spell of desire around their favorite mortal and the woman he longs to pleasure beyond her wildest fantasies.


For years, Bella Noringer has secretly lusted after her older brother’s best friend, Rob. A sexy journalist with a reputation as a womanizer, he’s always avoided her. So why is he at the port where the newly single Bella is about to embark on a Christmas cruise to the Caribbean?


Rob Waldridge has his hands full with flirty sisters Mirelle, Martine, and Minette, three naughty French love goddesses who’ll stop at nothing to help him get what he wants this Christmas. He’s waited long enough, watching Bella grow into a stunning woman, and he’s come to the port to claim her and make her his own. Unfortunately, her ex-boyfriend has the same idea.

Mirelle, Martine, and Minette’s penchant for lustful pursuits usually leads to trouble, but this Christmas, their wanton desires just might help their favorite mortal and his amour enjoy a world of sexual delights beyond their wildest dreams.

Lilly's Reward

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Released by Ravenous Romance in December 2008, short story Lilly's Reward throws propriety out the window and turns contemporary erotic romance on its ear. It's the basis for A Stranger's Desire, which will be released on January 15th by Ravenous Romance.
Warning: Contains graphic sex, bondage, ménage, masturbation, voyeurism, and mild capture.

Sometimes good girls have to do naughty things to get what they want, and Miss Lilly Gillingham is no different. Stubborn and determined, she'll do anything to make sure her mentor, Miss Jennetta, receives a proper burial. So what if she has to have sex with the funeral director in a casket to make it happen?

Beaumont Pistlewaite, a man with a penchant for wild women and even wilder sex, thought he'd seen everything until he happened upon the fiery Miss Gillingham involved in a carnal act of civic duty that would shock the wickedest of harlots. Untamed, she piques his darkest desires. Intrigued, he vows to claim her, no matter what.

Suddenly, Lilly finds herself being disciplined for her deed by the mysterious Beau in a most unexpected, delectable way. Together, they'll push boundaries of passion neither knew existed.

Dream of the Dragon's Song 3: The Dragon's Queen

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Just released in December from Changeling Press--
the third installment in the Dragon's Song series.

Emerson, who edits dragon fantasy when she’s not looking for the perfect mate in New York City, wants a man who can dominate her and fulfill her every fantasy. Unfortunately, that man is a dragon who wants nothing more than to complete his mission and leave the godforsaken city in the future where it belongs.

Mojogan, a warrior dragon, comes through the time portal intent on not letting anything, or anyone, stand in the way of finding his lost niece. He doesn’t expect to find a sexy human woman who craves domination and responds so eagerly to his demands, and he certainly doesn’t expect to yearn for her submission.

He’s determined to keep the dragon secret safe, and she’s determined to protect her heart. Only when they give in to their passion will they discover the key to fulfilling the prophecy that will ultimately decide the fate of the Dragon Kind.

Firestorm--Charity's Never Been So Sexy!

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Need something hot to heat up those cold winter nights? Changeling Press has just the anthology for you! Firestorm is
a collection of ten short Paranormal Erotic Adventures from the Changeling Press family of authors. Royalties to be donated to National Disaster Relief efforts.

Catan’s Fire -- Jade Buchanan
Asad needs to teach his mate what happens to submissive Felidae who disobey orders. This is one lesson Catan will never forget!

Brimstone by Mistake -- Alice Gaines
Lucifer has grown tired of processing soul after soul through hell -- until Sally Upshaw appears unannounced. The little temptress turns him on as no other woman ever has. The problem… Heaven's made a mistake. What will Lucifer do when the Man Upstairs wants Sally back?

Shifting Priorities -- Anne Kane
Solar flares have sparked random firestorms amongst the out-ports, and stationmaster Tome Rimmer forbids females to travel alone -- a decision that doesn’t sit well with Jexx. Her battle implants should be adequate compensation for her gender. But when the sexy hunk she picks up in the station bar turns out to be more than human, she has bigger things to worry about than her profit margin.

Wolf Style -- B.J. McCall
When a wolf races out of the flames and straight into volunteer firefighter Matt Reynolds’ arms, he has no idea how his life is about to change.

Cougar Meadow -- Belinda McBride
When firefighter Ellie Cameron is separated from her crew and trapped in a firestorm, the last thing she expects is to be rescued -- by a shapeshifting mountain lion who awakens the heat buried within her -- and the need to mate.

Going Somewhere -- Cameo Brown
Leonora Palmer, an undercover arson investigator, gets an unexpected lesson in desire when the mysterious owner of a wild animal sanctuary catches her snooping in his garden and gives her no choice but to surrender to his primal needs.

Burning Down the House -- Isabella Jordan
Katurah has always had the ability to start fires with her mind. Will she use her powers now to end it all -- or will she give in to a fiery lover?

Stockings -- Jade Buchanan
What do you get when you throw a gorgeous female cat shifter, an enticing pair of stockings, and a very interested lady wolf into the mix? Enough heat to burn down the house...

Fire Thief -- Jordan Castillo Price
A glittery glam rock waif and a tattooed existentialist duck into a closet behind the bar. It’s just another gritty, anonymous, gay encounter in the dark…
Isn’t it?

Britta's Beast -- Kate Hill
When Max and Britta met at a convention for members of magical law enforcement, they seemed like a perfect fit. But Max believes women should raise the family while men do the protecting. Problem. Britta’s a Valkyrie, and that’s just not her style. Time for the centuries-old cat to learn a few new tricks -- before his lover takes wing.

Firehorse -- Mary Winter
When wildfires threaten a Nevada wild horse sanctuary, photographer Billie Mote takes one chance too many and finds herself needing rescue -- from a man who teaches her that there’s only one thing that burns hotter than the wildfire outside, and that’s the passion between them.

Mating Fever -- Selena Illyria
The moons are full, and Courtney's trapped with Devin Langley -- the man of her dreams. It's mating season for cat shifters, and she’s in heat. Perfect opportunity. The only problem -- she's been promised to another man.

Sensual
"...the Firestorm Anthology has something for everyone...the authors bring us to the edge of our seat with the variety and excitement of the various tales...these 12 short stories are sure to ignite fires in the readers as well...a wonderful collection."

The Romance Studio
"Each author has brought their own twist and uniqueness to each story...The characters are phenomenal...Readers who are looking for quick reads to get their engines going will be very satisfied with this book. Whatever your preference, whether it is shapeshifters or people able to control the elements this story has something for every paranormal romance reader. "


The Shopping Trip

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The Shopping Trip
is only available in the October 2008 print issue of Scarlet Magazine, the UK's hottest women's magazine.

Small town best friends Violet and Minda make a deal that they think will help keep their marriages together--Minda will lick Violet's pussy if Violet will use Minda's favorite dildo on her in return. Rationalizing that their arrangement strengthens their relationships with their husbands because it satisfies needs that their spouses refuse to fulfill, they go on "shopping trips," meeting different places to be together while their husbands sit at home, drink beer, and watch football. Everything is going fine until one wild encounter causes Violet--whose never been in love with a woman before--to wonder: Is this just an agreement between friends or something more?