I love grammar. Always have. I get really heated up when my adorable spousal unit and I start diagramming sentences, but that's neither here nor there. No, what's important is this post is the first in what I hope becomes a regular part of this blog, a new twist on an old favorite...Naughty Grammar Lessons!
For our first naughty grammar lesson, let’s start with something basic. Even though I know you all know this, it never hurts to review.
DISCLAIMER: While these lessons are fully researched and thoroughly reviewed for accuracy, they may not be perfect. In fact, they could be completely wrong, but believe me, by the time you get done reading through them, you won't care.
Lesson #1 will cover the different kinds of sentences. There are four main types—declarative, interrogative, exclamatory, and imperative.
* A declarative sentence is one that simply states something. It ends with a period.
* An interrogative sentence asks a question. It ends with a question mark.
* An exclamatory sentence is like a declarative sentence, except it expresses stronger feeling and ends with an exclamation mark.
* An imperative sentence is a direct command. Depending on how forcefully it is expressed, the imperative sentence can end with a period or exclamation mark. The subject is understood to be “you.”
Now let’s look at some very naughty examples.
Declarative Sentence
I want you to lick my pussy.
She likes to suck cock.
Interrogative Sentence
Will you lick my pussy?
Will she suck my cock?
Exclamatory Sentence
He licked my pussy!
She’s sucking my cock!
Imperative Sentence
Lick my pussy.
Suck my cock.
See how easy that was? Check back soon for another naughty grammar lesson. Until then, happy writing!
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